2006 [better] — Teen Defloration

A typical weekend for a 14-year-old in 2006 might involve: Friday night sleepover watching The Devil Wears Prada or Talladega Nights (both released that year) on DVD; Saturday afternoon spent at the mall buying a new My Chemical Romance poster from Hot Topic; Saturday evening spent instant messaging while updating a MySpace profile layout; and Sunday afternoon playing Guitar Hero on the PlayStation 2, pretending to shred to "Free Bird."

: After-school life meant logging onto MSN Messenger or AIM to chat with friends. Using "Away Messages" with cryptic song lyrics from bands like Fall Out Boy or Panic! At The Disco was a standard way to signal angst or a crush. teen defloration 2006

Accepted starring Justin Long was the "fuck the system" movie. John Tucker Must Die was the proto-#MeToo revenge fantasy. A typical weekend for a 14-year-old in 2006