Long lengths of fabric meant to be wrapped, crossed, and tied in dozens of configurations.
: A top that looks stunning on the mannequin but provides approximately zero support for anyone who isn't a plastic statue. It's the "worst nightmare" because the salesman has to explain why "gravity-defying" isn't an actual product feature. 2. The Marketing Hook
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Long lengths of fabric meant to be wrapped, crossed, and tied in dozens of configurations.
: A top that looks stunning on the mannequin but provides approximately zero support for anyone who isn't a plastic statue. It's the "worst nightmare" because the salesman has to explain why "gravity-defying" isn't an actual product feature. 2. The Marketing Hook the lingerie salesman s worst nightmare top