If you find a clean file—a high-bitrate MP4 with the correct runtime and sickly color—download it. Store it on a hard drive. Share it via USB to friends who have the stomach for it.
The Internet Archive provides several ways to view or download content, often including formats suitable for portable devices: irreversible 2002 internet archive portable
If you are looking to make Archive content "portable" for offline use on a handheld device: Direct Download If you find a clean file—a high-bitrate MP4